07-05-26 Young Town Doyoubi Summary
Written by epifanes, updated: 26-May 2007
Young Town Doyoubi 07-05-26
Opening talk
So, before all the scolding starts today, Sanma explains that he was *advised* to be *nice* to the girls today by UFA staff members. (:D) Sanma's main scolding point is, that in the previous episode, he was trying so much to show what a good guy he is, thinking about the girls' future, etc., and yet they don't take his fatherly warnings seriously (the same thing happened with Katou Noriko in the past :D). He was even afraid to buy the Friday today, worrying and hoping he wasn't featured in the article (:D). Sanma is not sure how openly she can talk about this today, but Miki says it's okay to say everything. Miki releases the first bomb by saying she emailed Sanma yesterday, and told him not to be too harsh on her during today’s recording (also because she is going to talk to (UFA boss) Yamazaki right after this, so more scolding is awaiting her probably :D). Then, she freely admits that the photos in the Friday article were true, and she indeed went to a sauna, a restaurant, and apartment with Shouji. (<3) Sanma also got a phone call from (Miki's) Shouji, who was asking him how to deal with this, but refused Sanma's offer to act as his spokesman in this case (:D). Sanma explains how (Young town's) Shouji was unable to sleep all night from the shock. (some of his acquaintances thought it's about him :D) Shouji learned about it during some dinner yesterday, first just as news about (Miki’s) Shouji, but then he also learned who his partner in crime was. Miki still wasn’t told to dump the guy (as Sanma asked), she is just going to discuss all the things after the show, and she has to think about what will happen with Morning Musume later on and the steps she'll make in the future (Sanma mentions Yaguchi’s case as example :DDD). Sanma already crowns Aichan as leader (she doesn’t want the position though :D). Sanma thinks Miki should have found someone more well-known, not a 3rd-grade comedian (he also mentions some candidates, like, for example, Horiuchi Takao, etc :DDD). Sanma tried to find some girls for (Miki’s) Shouji before, as the guy asked him to. Sanma advises Miki to lie to UFA and tell them she will break up with him, but Miki has no such intention. She plans to continue dating him – eating, going out, etc. (after hearing this, the manager outside got a very surprised face and quickly ran out of the studio, cellphone in hand :DDD). Sanma also says Aichan will be next in the news, so she had better confess right now. (:DDD)
Zenryaku no corner
The first letter is from Friday-san (:D:D:D). (well, not really, but it was a good joke :D). Sanma expains Aichan that she is lucky this didn't happen to her, and it prevents her even from thinking to do what Miki did (:D) The first letter is about the Champions League finals (which the girls skipped again). Sanma was reminded of the football cleats he promised his nephew (an old story). Sanma talks about the match and some of his acquaintances who got to see the match live.
The second letter is about (Young Town's) Shouji, who appeared on Downtown’s Gaki no Tsukai this week (and failed hard again :D). Miki finds his jokes funny, so Sanma scolds her, as she should have no reason to laugh today (she had better cry, like the female manager in the studio, who is close to tears :D). Sanma explains to Miki that she should also seriously think of the amount of problems she caused for UFA. Sanma talks about the bad relationships between Nagabuchi Tsuyoshi and Kuwata Keisuke a bit. Sanma asks Miki again directly what exactly was true in the article, and forbids her laughing from today. (:DDD)
The third letter is about a lottery that happened this week. The listener asks what the Yando members would do if they won the 1st prize (around 500 million yen). Miki would buy a new house (Sanma asks directly if it would be for newlyweds :DDD), or rings and handbags, and a villa in a foreign country (Sanma: "So reporters won’t find you, eh?" :DDD). Aichan would buy a lot of tickets to musicals. (:O) Sanma would donate everything to welfare. (:O) Looks like Aichan is pretty informed about lotteries all over the world. (she keeps the talk going with Sanma :D)
The fourth letter is about (Yando) Shouji’s upcoming birthday on the 28th of May. Looks like Sanma forgot about it, but he promises to give something to Shouji next week during a golf outing. Miki didn’t bring a thing (of course, she was too busy with other things :D). Aichan remembered it (she has it even written down in her notes :o), but didn’t bring anything either (and apologizes :o). Sanma gets reminded of the idea of getting his ears pierced, but doesn’t sound too persuaded, even though girls tell him it’s not that bad.
The fifth letter is about Aichan’s new haircut. The listener praises her, and asks Miki if she has any intentions to go back to her short hair too. Miki doesn't plan on it, but Sanma uses this to keep poking her about other things again. (:D) Aichan thinks of cutting it even shorter later, as she thinks it’s still too long now (Sanma thinks not many girls look good with a short hairstyle, but both him and Shouji thinks it looks fine on Aichan).
Ai no “Shouji-san to nara dekiru mon!” no corner
Sanma explains exactly which Shouji is this corner about. (Miki ignores this :D)
“Aichan, how can I get rid of the habit of keeping all my shopping receipts?” – Aichan also usually keeps them all (as in celebrities’ case, they usually need it to give to their agencies. Sanma does this, too).
“Aichan, how can I learn to eat more slowly?” – Aichan thinks chewing one mouthful 10 times is the proper way. Shouji explains that showbiz people usually have to eat in a hurry (the girls nod, too).
“What should be done when you don’t find chopsticks with your lunchbox?” – Aichan has no idea, so Shouji comes and advises to just use your hands. Sanma thinks people sending emails to this corner must be sad, as Aichan isn't giving any proper advice. (:D)
“How should I spend sudden school holidays usefully?” – Aichan didn't give any answer, because Sanma talked about infectious diseases that cause sudden school holidays. Sanma also appeals to listeners, asking them to stop sending mails for this corner, so they can abolish it (:D).
MM’s latest song " Kanashimi Twilight" plays here.
Murakami Blog no corner
Entry 1 – Shouji thinks about the youngest pro-golfer to ever win a tournament.
Entry 2 – Shouji’s manager asks Shouji to promote his gags and gag tools more, like Ogura Yuuko does.
Entry 3 – Shouji thinking of getting adopted by Sanma.
Entry 4 – Shouji thinking of moving to work on a dairy farm.
Listener wo Iyasemasen no Corner
Sanma will have no mercy for Miki in this corner from now on (:D), and even asks her to apologize to him. She does, and Aichan does too, but Sanma tells her she doesn’t need to, as she was not Friday’d yet (:DDD).
Ai - Mou torotoro (?) (I feel drowsy) – Sanma supports Aichan today, and he even thinks Aichan could use Miki's current weakness and become Iyasemasen queen (:D)
Miki - Sugoku atsui (It’s too hot) – Miki gets scolded, as she pretends she has no idea what the line is about. (:D)
Ai - Sugosugi! (It’s too good!) – Not really good.
Miki - Yadaa, konna kakkou (What is this outfit?) – Miki is playing a shy girl today, so Sanma is not satisfied (but he understands how Miki feels today, so forgives her). Shouji scolds Miki, because he felt much worse yesterday due to her. (:D)
Ending talk
Sanma thinks about how Miki’s fans must feel (they probably didn’t enjoy this episode :D), and asks Miki for a public apology. Miki apologizes for the uproar she caused, and promises that the decision about her future will come soon after the discussion with UFA boss Yamazaki & Tsunku, and the results will be known soon. Still, Sanma praises her for having the guts to appear today, though he knows how the first scandal like this feels like. (:D)
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